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Here are some recent posts you might have missed if you don’t visit the BLOG on the regular!

How fast – would YOU guess – is a FORMULA 1 pit stop?

Are YOUR kids falling from the ceiling? Will’s News investigates!

A history of Poop Music

Want to see a businessman attacked by a PIG? Yes. Yes you do. 

They really know how to shoot in Alberta!

Zombie Wasp/Roach

Robot Parkour

Your EARS can make you hallucinate

I NEED A NEW SAAB! Mine is DYING!

Please donate your OLD SAAB to Will’s News! But-

HERE is a lesson in SAAB for the ill-informed.

 

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Star Trek “Set for Stun” is Finally Here!

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We’ve got our flying cars, robots, digital assistants, on-screen telephones, Artificial Intelligence, homes run by computers… but where is our Star Trek “Set for Stun” guns?

Well- the STUN LAZERS are RIGHT HERE!

Check out this from Popular Mechanics:

The Secret History of Plasma Weapons

…and since the movie is ALWAYS better than the book (or perhaps you are too lazy to THINK or READ) you can watch “the US Navy’s laser weapon in action”!

 

How long does a Formula 1 Race car need for a pit stop?

I grew up around racing and cars my whole life, but there are aspects of it that amaze me all the time.

To be honest, I’m more of a NASCAR guy… but you can’t help but be impressed by the Formula 1 pit crew.

So- How long does it take for a pit stop INCLUDING 4 new tires?

YouTube won’t let me embed the video, so SPOILER ALERT:

Sometimes… it takes 1.97 seconds.

CLICK HERE to SEE FOR YOURSELF!

Then again… SOMETIMES it takes 1.92 seconds!

…and FINALLY- If you STILL haven’t had enough pit stop action… Check out how they all compare!

TODAY IN HISTORY: THE EXPLODING WHALE

November 12, 1970

The crew of Apollo 13 were resting comfortably at home after a successful splashdown in the Pacific Ocean …The Beatles had decided to call it quits… future Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Gibson had just won his second NL Cy Young Award…. and 6 cents would buy a United States postage Stamp.

THEN – It happened.

THE EXPLODING WHALE.

IF you are not familiar with THE exploding whale…  I would suggest that you NOT watch this while eating your lunch. You might choke to death from laughing.

(and you might vomit a little)

WILL’s News INVESTIGATES: Alarming New Trend – Are YOUR KIDS Involved?

There is an ALARMING new trend, and we are proud to say: WILL’s NEWS is FIRST ON THE SCENE with the ALARMING story.

THE SCOOP

It all started innocently enough. An ordinary man was minding his own business in the ceiling of his ex-girlfriend’s apartment… when ALARMINGLY

HE FELL THROUGH THE CEILING!

It may SOUND like a crazy conspiracy theory, but in realityIt is an alarming trend among today’s youth!

THE PROOF

MARCH 30thSALINA KANSAS

Man falls through ceiling in ex-girlfriend’s home

Apr 20, 2018 – PHOENIX, AZ.

Carjacking suspect hiding in attic falls through ceiling

May 2, 2018 – LUBBOCK, TX

Man falls through ceiling in liquor store burglary

May 7, 2018: MICHIGAN

Raccoon family falls through ceiling of Michigan home [INCLUDES VIDEO]

JUNE 15th WASHINGTON STATE

suspect’s attempt to hide from deputies thwarted when he fell through ceiling

Jul 26, 2018 – CHANDLER, AZ

Thief falls through ceiling at Dunkin Donuts store

Jun 29, 2018 SPRUCE GROVE, Alberta

Woman falls through ceiling trying to run from police [INCLUDES BEST VIDEO EVER]

JULY 13thDover, New Hampshire

Man Falls Through Supermarket Ceiling Twice

Aug 9, 2018- NEW HAMPSHIRE

rodent fell through ceiling at Town Hall in Newton, N.H. amid screams [INCLUDES VIDEO]

Aug 27, 2018 – ORLANDO

intruder at an apartment IS opossum THAT barricaded itself behind a nightstand

SEPTEMBER 7th 2018 – GARDEN GROVE CALIFORNIA

Woman falls through ceiling at restaurant while in a crawl space looking for a bus stop [INCLUDES VIDEO]

SEPTEMBER 13th  OHIO

Mansfield murder suspect falls through ceiling and was arrested by police during a search at his apartment

OCT 14, 2018 NANNING CITY, CHINA

PYTHON FALLS THROUGH CEILING AT CHINESE BANK MEETING

OCT 23, 2018 ALBUQUERQUE, N.M

brazen burglar FALLS THROUGH CEILING AT high-security pawn shop 

OCT 31, 2018 in the UK

A patient was hit by human poo after it fell through the ceiling at Hospital

Nov 1, 2018 TENNESSEE

26-year-old woman — nude from the waist down —fell through the ceiling and into the kitchen.

AND TODAY in ALABAMA:

Man without pants falls through Alabama Waffle House ceiling [INCLUDES VIDEO]

HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CHILD HAS BEEN ‘IN THE CEILING’

  • When you say the word ceiling they avert their eyes.
  • Hair or clothing covered in plaster.
  • Unexplained noises from the attic.
  • New friends who are all covered in plaster.
  • Broken ankles.
  • Visiting ceiling-oriented websites and message boards.

WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR CHILD HAS BEEN “IN THE CEILING”

  • Confront them immediately by saying “Have you been in the ceiling?”
  • Tell them they are no longer allowed in the ceiling.
  • Explain to them the dangers of falling out of the ceiling.
  • In case they relapse, buy THICK carpet and stack empty cardboard boxes throughout your home.

 

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“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow …by crawling up into the ceiling”.     -Abraham Lincoln

 

 

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WHERE did TRUTH go?

Ahhh... Remember the good old days? 

The weather was determined by nature…. Man landed on the moon… and the Earth was ROUND!

Early Greek philosophers alluded to a spherical Earth.. and of course Magellan and/or Enrique were sailing completely around the thing back in the 1500’s… but – In 2018 we find ourselves DEBATING the shape of the Earth!

Can you IMAGINE going back in time and telling your 4th grade self “In the future, lots of people will think the Earth is flat!”

What is the opposite of the Age Of Enlightenment?

Are we now in the AGE OF DECEPTION?

Why are INSANE conspiracy theories being taken seriously now?

One huge contributing factor is pointed out by TV host Chris Hayes in THIS INTERESTING TWITTER POST that talks about how one of the most popular destinations on the internet uses an algorithm that leads people down the path to stupidity. 

Scientifically- You are prone to believe horsecrap if you are a person who is susceptible to what is called teleological thinking …where you think that every RESULT is the cause of the actions leading to that result. (To simplify it: “everything happens for a reason”.) 

But I 100% believe that ALL of us have the ability to discern truth from lies. If you don’t let outside forces enter the equation. If you simply sit somewhere quiet and think “What is the TRUTH of this matter? What is the RIGHT thing to do here?” You will KNOW the answer.

Whether it is learned or instinct- We ALL have the intellectual process and internal knowledge to inherently know ‘murder is wrong’. We KNOW stealing is wrong. We KNOW hurting others is wrong. You CAN use that same force to know what is the RIGHT thing to do in ANY situation. 

And if THAT doesn’t work for you, maybe you should try Occam’s razor. Basically:

THE MOST SIMPLE ANSWER… IS MOST-LIKELY THE TRUTH.

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NOW- Here are some NON-PARTISAN RESOURCES for your research that you WILL be doing:

But the long-time truth-preaching beacon of the internet has ALWAYS been: 

  • SNOPES.com Remember all those stories you heard in fourth grade? That email warning about gangs that your mom forwarded to you? That person at work who knows everything? SNOPES is the resource you need for EVERYTHING.

———- THE BOTTOM LINE ————

HERE is my “TWO-STEP PLAN TO THE TRUTH”.

1- RESEARCH the topic. Look at BOTH sides of an issue. REALLY listen to the other side. Put yourselves in their shoes and understand how they came to that conclusion.

2- Don’t trust me… or a newscaster.. or a politician… or family member/friend. Instead-Trust yourself. Get past all the CRAP and just SEE the truth.

It’s there … if you want it. 

Want To See a Businessman Attacked by a Pig?

SURE you do.

Animals can be JERKS!

So- You’ve got TWO CHOICES for watching mean animals on this post.

Want to see the businessman attacked by a pig?

Click HERE for YES!

OR INSTEAD… You can watch lying/cheating monkeys take advantage of nice people…

Your call.

YOU’VE Been Doing It ALL WRONG!

Have you got allergies? I feel way bad for you. Some of my family members have them and it looks TERRIBLE!

Even if you only have a slight cold, this is IMPORTANT INFORMATION!

YOU have been BLOWING YOUR NOSE ALL WRONG!

…and now- This informational video will help you with your problem.

You’re welcome.

WHY does your LOCAL RADIO STATION SUCK?

When I was bit younger, during Reagan’s deregulation of media ownership/killing of the Fairness Doctrine… I took a fishing trip with a local guy who had taken an interest in politics. His name: Jeff Sessions.

I tried to slip into casual conversation how deregulation would mean lower quality radio and loss of countless jobs.. and REALLY the loss of an artform.

Deaf ears. 

Check out THIS ARTICLE from Dick Taylor to find out why your local radio station sucks. The short story: ENORMOUS corporations bought everything and squeezed every penny out of it until it was dead.

“I’ve always believed that what happened in the halls of my radio stations were transmitted out, over-the-air, to the listener. We transmitted so much more than just the music we played, the news we delivered, and the entertainment we provided. We transmitted an intangible spirit that was contagious and attracted loyal listeners.”

Dick Tayor

via Automation Killed the Radio Star

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