These bands today. I can’t understand a word they say!
Do yourself a favor. Check it out…
錯乱前戦 – タクシーマン
These bands today. I can’t understand a word they say!
Do yourself a favor. Check it out…
錯乱前戦 – タクシーマン
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Never before in the KISSTORY of KISS has anything EVER been more… KISSY!
That is SOME proclamation… but I CHALLENGE you to find ANYTHING MORE KISSY!
October 29, 1976: ABC TV broadcasts The Paul Lynde Halloween Special.. featuring Tim Conway, Roz Kelly, Florence Henderson, Billy Barty as Gallows the Butler, Betty White and, in a surprise appearance by Donny and Marie Osmond!
a.k.a. “Crystal Balls”
How many things in life can you TRULY say are both painful and hilarious? Yes.. That’s right. Today we are focusing on the TV show of the future – “Ow My Balls”! It was just a small part of genius Mike Judge and his Nostradamus-like predictions in the movie IDIOCRACY!
If you haven’t seen Idiocracy... STOP reading this and stream it right now! *SPOLIER* Basically, visionary Mike Judge predicted what 2505 would be like. And he NAILED IT! But Mike Judge is very humble. In this interview with Time Magazine, he says “I’m no prophet. I was off by 490 years.”
Like a kick to the testicles which is both hilarious and painful, Idiocracy is both painful and hilarious. If you have NOT seen it, you MUST watch it TODAY.
Now… on to the punting of the privates, the booting of the boys and the smacking of the scrotal region.
Today’s post all started with U.K. cricket star Liam Livingstone and his newsworthy crotch crunch…
It happened MULTIPLE times….
This sent me down a rabbit hole of wanton bollocks beat-downs. I laughed. I cried.
It’s been about 4 years since Hatebean first entered the scene… and then left the scene (only to return a few minutes later because it forgot its car keys, but then it promptly left again without even saying goodbye to the host).
Today we look back upon the Hatebean World Tour, the release of #FetusInFetu, fan reaction and critical acclaim for what one person has called “a band”.
Designed as “an audio graphic novel”, Hatebean‘s FetusInFetu album tells the post-apocalyptic story of Dirt Bones – a man born with a twin… within….
Music Critic Hunter Young wrote – “Twining together the horrific nature of two minds inside one body, the narrative is quite cohesive and tells the story of the struggle from it’s hellacious beginning or their birth, to finish with the acceptance and reconciliation of the warring minds/souls to share the body.” [link to full review]
Music Writer Rick Jamm wrote – “Packed with stirring moments. One of HATEBEAN’s biggest skills — writing structurally complex songs while retaining simplicity – a similar trait also runs through Pink Floyd’s music.” (I have included a link to Pink Floyd in case you want to find out what those guys are all about) [link to full review]
Here are the MANY ways YOU can hear the HATEBEAN experience!
“I can truthfully say- This is one CD that absolutely 100% has songs on it”-The New York Time
“I hate…. not hearing…. Hatebean… always…”– New Music Express
If you have the time and like to READ/WATCH VIDEOS.. here’s some stuff I ran across today!
1- SCHOOL CAN BE HELL. [literally] ..or.. “How Demons Destroyed A Florida High School” (THis is a fairly long read, but fascinating.
2- Drop a can of food into boiling oil? WHY NOT!?!
3- YES! BLOODY MARY is a REAL THING that REALLY WORKS!
4- Man spends a WEEK with his life turned UPSIDE DOWN!
5- Why do Women ALWAYS seem to go for the ‘BAD BOYS’?!?! FIND OUT HERE! …and you may be disturbed to learn the kind of guy they like!
Dirt Bike Panic Attack may be a great band name, but actually I am referring to a video I just watched of one Mr.Adrian Owen cheating death!
If you ride dirt bikes… this MAY make your heart stop for a moment. Luckily… it did NOT do the same for Adrian!
Do you LOVE Formula 1 Racing… [AND squirrels]?
THIS is for YOU.
Do you think the Moon landing was a hoax? I hope Buzz Aldrin punches you in the face, dummy! BUT- Because there are SO many people that believe the world is FLAT, I wanted to honor the courageous men who went to the moon, and the many men & women who worked on that amazing project!
But first- Let’s see what happens when you harass Buzz Aldrin AND his WIFE over and over and over again and call him a ‘coward’.
Now – ON TO THE BUSINESS OF DEBUNKING!
BUT DON’T BELIEVE ME! ….WHY not FIND OUT FOR YOURSELF?!?!
Get yourself a high-powered laser … (or borrow one from a friend) and DO the Lunar Laser Ranging test!
…or – you know.. You CAN just IGNORE dummies.
It’s really the only thing you do alone… and you can’t really compare battle stories with friends and family… so you MIGHT be doing something completely INSANE every time you poop, and you wouldn’t even know!
What do other cultures do? If you are at a party and need to poop, should you? On a date? On a FIRST date? At a job interview? Let’s answer all those questions and more!
I mean- You wouldn’t want to do something embarrassing when you’re alone in the bathroom, would you?
Let’s start off with the AMERICAN TOILET CONSENSUS so you can compare all aspects of your poop with what Americans consider ‘normal’.
Next… Let’s look at HOW PEOPLE AROUND THE WORLD poop with these two stories:
You can’t just ask a co-worker or friend. Besides- Everybody has their own little quirks about how they… take care of business.
So- Thanks to HEALTHLINE – You can now see into the bathrooms of your neighbors! [virtually. not literally.]
Let’s take a look at some things happening in the news… and some Bible verses… and see if there is a connection!
NEWS ITEM ONE
Scientists have no idea WHY, but the Earth’s magnetic poles are shifting at an alarming rate! Why is that important? The Earth’s magnetic field is what allows humans to exist on Earth! Not only does it keep the Sun from burning us all up, but it also holds our atmosphere in place as well as our oceans!
Excerpt from Revelation 6:12-14 & Revelation 21: “When he opened the sixth seal, I looked, and behold… the sky vanished like a scroll that is being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place. …and the sea was no more”
NEWS ITEM TWO
A massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca this week, prompting authorities at Islam’s holiest site. C’mon! LOCUSTS!?! What’s more Biblical than THAT?
Excerpt from Revelation 9: “Then from the smoke came locusts on the earth, and they were given power like the power of scorpions of the earth. They were told not to harm the grass of the earth or any green plant or any tree, but only those people who do not have the seal of God on their foreheads.”
NEWS ITEM THREE
On Sunday, January 20, people in the Western Hemisphere will be able to experience the only total lunar eclipse of 2019… and it is a particularly SPECIAL one: It will be a super-rare “Super Blood Wolf Moon.” The Moon will appear to be HUGE in the sky, and whatdya know? It will look BLOOD RED!
Excerpt from Revelation 6:12-14: When he opened the sixth seal, I looked, and behold, there was a great earthquake, and …the full moon became like blood“
NEWS ITEM FOUR
Nickelback’s “All the Right Reasons” has gone diamond. The certification from the Recording Industry Association of America means the 2005 album has reached a combined 10 million in sales.
Excerpt from Revelation 93:12-13: “Then from the North came an unjoyful noise unto The Lord. And he saw it, and it was bad. For the its name was liken to getting one shekel returned, and its sounds were as a thousand vomiting monkeys. And the Lord said: Why should fools have money in hand to buy wisdom, when they are not able to understand it?”
I bought a bunch of water and I am driving out to Utah. So- If the world DOES NOT END on January 20th, I will be REALLY bummed.
Here are a bunch of stories YOU NEED TO READ currently on the WILL’S NEWS BLOG!
** JUST ADDED **
SORRY to do this to you… but here is ANOTHER version of Bohemian Rhapsody you might want to check out.
I did NOT realize that I LOVE TROMBONES …until now. Yes… I said “I love trombones”. First time ever.
…and if that’s not enough for you:
OPINION & POLITICS
T-SHIRTS AND STUFF
Basically- I have slapped my name and logos on everything I could possibly think of. Why not? What else am I gonna do to save up for a “new” SAAB?
I’ve re-watched a few classic movies recently- and it strikes me as odd how many of them contain words that are probably MORE relevant TODAY than at any other time in history!
Maybe you agree… maybe you don’t… but isn’t that the nice thing about AMERICA? We can both love it and want it to succeed for the good of our families… and PEACEFULLY disagree about how we get there!
It is FINE to disagree! And it is CERTAINLY better than anyone who decides to just “sit it out”. You HAVE to stand up for what you believe in! You can do that without hurting other people, or name-calling, causing other people inconvenience or anxiety, belittling anyone and NOT LISTENING! The BEST thing you can do to serve yourself and mankind: PUT YOURSELF IN THE OTHER PERSON’S SHOES for a moment. Feel what they feel. What are their motivations? Are the motivations fear and anger? Or are the motivations hopeful and compassionate? But whatever you do, don’t just sit there.
As JESUS once said:
I know your deeds; you are neither cold nor hot. How I wish you were one or the other! So because you are lukewarm— neither hot nor cold— I am about to vomit you out of My mouth!
Revelation 3:15 & 16
NOW: BACK TO THE MOVIES….
Let’s start with something REALLY old. CHARLIE CHAPLIN in THE GREAT DICTATOR.
A few things to think about while you read this:
‘THE GREAT DICTATOR’ SPEECH
“I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone – if possible – Jew, Gentile – black man – white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness – not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.
Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost….
The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men – cries out for universal brotherhood – for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world – millions of despairing men, women, and little children – victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.
To those who can hear me, I say – do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed – the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. …..
In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” – not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power – the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.
Then – in the name of democracy – let us use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world – a decent world that will give men a chance to work – that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will!
Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world – to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. In the name of democracy, let us all unite!”
Another film I would like to explore today: NETWORK
Stuff to know about NETWORK:
So now- Without further delay, here is
HOWARD BEALE’S “NETWORK” SPEECH
I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.
It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’
Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad. You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!’
So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’
Things have got to change. But first, you’ve gotta get mad!…You’ve got to say, ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Then we’ll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first, get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’
ONE LAST NOTE
…from the Independence Day speech:
“We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. You will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist.
We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!”
Don’t you just HATE people who are think they are SO entitled. They don’t need to follow the rules like the rest of us. That’s for CHUMPS! Well, my friends, that is why instant karma, instant justice and REVENGE are all SO SWEET~! Remember:
CRIME DOESN’T PAY
…and enjoy these videos that will lift your spirit this holiday season!
We’re as MAD AS HELL and we’re not gonna take it anymore!
And finally- a MIXED BAG of all kinds of stuff….
I am NOT a scientist. In fact- I am a big dummy. HOWEVER- I have been able to read and comprehend information about technology and data, and i have interpreted it in the following way.
I can’t help but conclude that there are 3 MAJOR DATA PATHS that are converging RIGHT NOW right in front of us.
Those 3 paths are:
The THREE MAJOR DATA PATHS
There are a ton of companies and universities working on quantum computers. There is a definite split in how they are going about it. THIS ARTICLE from FORTUNE MAGAZINE talks about how Google and IBM are working on superconducting quantum computers, Intel and the University of South Wales are working on silicon quantum computers, Microsoft is working on a topological quantum computer, and others, such as IonQ, are working on trapped ion quantum computers.
In fact- Realistically, you may be able to BUY a consumer quantum computer in the next 10 years.
What’s so special about quantum computers?
You cannot even fathom the data-crunching POWER these things have! As the article from FORTUNE says:
Future iterations of these quantum computers will be able to solve mathematical problems ordinary computers have no hope of computing. They will vastly speed up classical calculations, accurately model complex natural phenomena like chemical reactions, and open as yet unexplored frontiers for scientific inquiry.
HAVE YOU SEEN these ‘people’ that have been created completely from the ‘imagination’ of Artificial Intelligence?
These ‘photographs’ of ‘people’ are just what AI thinks ‘celebrities’ look like! Do these people NOT look like you should know them?
You should read the TECHURDU article as it describes how AI is able to do some amazing ‘tricks’. The basics, from what i understand, are: You have one computer who tries to come up with a human face. A second computer looks at it and says “Nah. Look at the eyes. The eyes are all wrong! And look at those teeth! Those don’t look human!.. and the first computer says “OK. I’ll go back and try again”. This happens over and over until computer number 2 can’t distinguish the rendered fake person from a real one!
Also- Keep in mind: These computers can LEARN. As an example: One AI computer named AlphaZero taught itself how to play chess in FOUR HOURS before completely trouncing the world champion chess algorithm!… AND- It did it without any human teaching it. Basically- It read the chess rule book and figured out everything else itself!
You can read about BIG DATA here… but just think for a moment about all the information that is ‘out there’ about you.
You use a shopper discount card at at the grocery or Target. They know what you buy. Maybe you have an arrest record? Ever been in a court of law? Got a traffic ticket? Written a letter to a representative? Commented about politics on social media? Just the info you put out there on social media is a TON of data! Pictures! Where are they stored? Ever use ‘the cloud‘ for storage? You DO know that there is data attached to those pictures, right? Exact time and location? Even the kind of camera you are using? There are birth certificates, death certificates, gun ownership, credit card statements correlated to a database of what you bought with your credit card. While we are at it, let’s cross-reference YOUR location with everyone else’s so we can see who you associate with.
Then there is your email history. You don’t control that! You don’t even OWN that! Ever bought a house? Bought a car? What about your credit report? Doesn’t that have every place you have ever lived? The IRS database has every penny you reported since you started working. The DMV has info including how much you weigh.. but your FitBit or Apple Watch probably has WAY more health info. But what about your insurance company? Or go straight to the source, your doctor’s files.
Traffic light cameras, security cameras, your own personal computer’s camera, your smartphone camera. You DO know that it has been PROVEN that your smart phone is ALWAYS listening, right? What about your ‘smart home’ devices like Alexa or Google Home? Those HAVE to listen to everything you do to be ready to go! JUST like SIRI and the ANDROID ASSISTANT. Even when you SPEAK to the assistant… What do you think happens? They keep a record of what words you said? NO!!! They keep a record of the words you said AND the ACTUAL RECORDING! So- If there is someone talking in the background, that is included in your record.
Imagine dictating a text message that says “Hey honey. I am stuck at work. I will call when I am free” and in the recording, in background you can strip club music and giggling? How much would THAT information be worth to your prospective father-in-law?
AND- The BIG deep/dark secret that people STILL don’t seem to know about:
Have you ever checked your GOOGLE HISTORY?
If not- You MUST stop what you are doing and go HERE:
…and THIS one [below] will tell you EXACTLY where you were and WHAT you were doing on ANY DAY of ANY YEAR!
So there are the THREE MAJOR DATA PATHS that I see converging.
The CRUNCHING POWER of quantum computing… the learning and REASONING POWER of artificial intelligence.. and ALL THAT DATA.
What does THAT equal? Soon- Everyone will be able to know more about you… than you currently know about yourself.
Last night I witnessed Hollywood’s death rattle. It’s over. The people who are responsible for this part of Los Angeles have either lost the battle or given it up willingly.
You can WATCH THE ABOVE VIDEO, but long story short: Last night I watched a guy assault tourists, women, men, locals, push people, knock people over, hit people… and NOBODY CARED. I tried to intervene but the guy had two other friends who wouldn’t allow it. Two Andrews International or Hollywood BID security officers stood by and watched. They said they had ‘already solved the problem’ while this guy is still assaulting people! Then they said it was ‘not their job’ and ‘He is on public property’. Multiple people BEGGED them to do something and in response, they were INSANELY rude and extremely dismissive. They actually gave one of those “shoo!” waves and every comment was met with a loud “Have a good evening sir! Have a good evening sir!” They were JUST about to leave when they finally decided to do the right thing: Go over and PUSH THE GUY DOWN.
(They just left, of course). And, Of COURSE, the crazy guy just continues his reign of terror… and as a bonus- all in front of little kids.
YES. I called the police. Later I called the police AGAIN. I stayed in the area for over an hour and LAPD never showed. To be fair: ONE #lapd car DROVE BY without stopping. (Probably on the way to the mystery meeting at the convenience store at Highland and Yucca where many of them congregate in a back room every single night). FYI- I have supported various police organizations my entire life, setting up funds for families of fallen officers and supporting a memorial for fallen officers. I have awards and accolades from departments ranging from New York City, to Washington DC, Houston, Memphis… in fact I was just talking to a friend of mine from the US Marshals Fugitive Task Force this morning. YES LAPD is short on equipment… and staff …and pay. – But that is NO excuse for someone to be able to assault people without any impedance for over an hour in the most populous part of town!
People travel from all over the world and bring their families. Tourists are responsible for a GIANT portion of the income of this city and the people in it. It SEEMS like it would be a good idea to take care of it. I guess not. It seems like they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Why have a Christmas parade when people may step on hypodermic needles? Why host the Oscars when ALL of Hollywood is overrun with homeless people, gangsters and scam artists? Why focus so much time and effort on one night, when the other 364 nights are like this?
The stars on Hollywood Blvd are cracked and broken and dirty and embarrassing. PROOF?
There are giant holes are in the sidewalk where an adult person could EASILY fit the entire lower part of their leg. I have no idea how the city isn’t sued every single day.
In 1978, it only took ONE famous person to step in and fix the Hollywood sign. The sign was falling apart and covered in graffiti. Hugh Hefner asked famous people to contribute, and they did. The Hollywood sign was fixed and remains in fantastic condition to this day.
I had HOPES that just ONE celebrity would step in and help rejuvenate this town that is the symbol of the film industry, acting, television, music… – Basically all of ENTERTAINMENT for almost everyone in the world. That has not happened.
I tagged celebrities in my posts. I wrote letters and sent emails.
I offered to volunteer for The Hollywood Business Improvement District people. I contacted the mayor.
I contacted the media. Local news, national news Hollywood papers and magazines.
I even came up with a few SOLID ideas of how to solve some major issues with low-cost! Simple/easy common-sense solutions.
I have tried to bring attention to this and otherwise done what small things any individual citizen can do.
BUT, to quote a song- “You have to know when to hold ’em… and know when to fold ’em”.
At this point I am just shouting into the wind.
So- You win, Hollywood!
Way before the movie came out, I had noticed that Bohemian Rhapsody was one of the most-covered songs I came across online.
I THINK it’s the same reason we landed men on the moon. Not because it is easy… but because it is hard!
So – We will start with the original, and them move into ‘more interesting’ territory. I don’t expect you to get through them ALL… the mandatory videos are listed in RED LETTERS!
The famous LIVE-AID PERFORMANCE
…Of COURSE I have to include WAYNE’S WORLD!
My FAVORITE! What if SYSTEM OF A DOWN did it?
SAME GUY that did the SOAD cover.. but this time.. in 42 STYLES!
PANIC! At THE DISCO
REAL video of a DRUNK in a POLICE CAR!
REAL video of a TODDLER in MOMMY’S CAR!
Bohemian Rhapsody Flashmob
PENTATONIX (Think “GLEE”)
Hayseed Dixie [country version]
WHAT? Zakk Wylde, Steve Vai, Yngwie Malmsteen & Nuno Bettencourt? YEP!
WHATEVER THIS IS [deeply weird]
Literal [spoken word]
TWO & A HALF MEN?
String + Piano Cover – Brooklyn Duo ft. Dover Quartet
Canto BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY imitando voces y esto pasa
Zac Brown Band
Spontaneous @ a Green Day concert
Lake Street Dive
Sons of Anarchy: Bohemian Rhapsody – The Forest Rangers
Ohio University Marching Band
Tom Green Sheriff’s Office – [bad. just… bad] Lip Syncing
It’s NOT Queen… but it is an AMAZING cover I ran across a couple of weeks ago.
I love this.
The crew of Apollo 13 were resting comfortably at home after a successful splashdown in the Pacific Ocean …The Beatles had decided to call it quits… future Baseball Hall of Fame pitcher Bob Gibson had just won his second NL Cy Young Award…. and 6 cents would buy a United States postage Stamp.
IF you are not familiar with THE exploding whale… I would suggest that you NOT watch this while eating your lunch. You might choke to death from laughing.
(and you might vomit a little)