There is an , ALARMING new trend and we are proud to say: WILL’s NEWS is FIRST ON THE SCENE with the story. ALARMING
It all started innocently enough. An ordinary man was minding his own business in the ceiling of his ex-girlfriend’s apartment… when … ALARMINGLY
HE FELL THROUGH THE CEILING!
It may – SOUND like a crazy conspiracy theory, but in reality It is an alarming trend among today’s youth!
th – SALINA KANSAS
Man falls through ceiling in ex-girlfriend’s home
Apr 20, 2018 –
Carjacking suspect hiding in attic falls through ceiling
May 2, 2018 –
Man falls through ceiling in liquor store burglary
May 7, 2018:
Raccoon family falls through ceiling of Michigan home [INCLUDES VIDEO]
th WASHINGTON STATE
suspect’s attempt to hide from deputies thwarted when he fell through ceiling
Jul 26, 2018 –
Thief falls through ceiling at Dunkin Donuts store
Jun 29, 2018
SPRUCE GROVE, Alberta
Woman falls through ceiling trying to run from police [INCLUDES BEST VIDEO EVER]
th – Dover, New Hampshire
Man Falls Through Supermarket Ceiling Twice
Aug 9, 2018-
rodent fell through ceiling at Town Hall in Newton, N.H. amid screams [INCLUDES VIDEO]
Aug 27, 2018 –
intruder at an apartment IS opossum THAT barricaded itself behind a nightstand
th 2018 – GARDEN GROVE CALIFORNIA
Woman falls through ceiling at restaurant while in a crawl space looking for a bus stop [INCLUDES VIDEO]
Mansfield murder suspect falls through ceiling and was arrested by police during a search at his apartment
OCT 14, 2018
NANNING CITY, CHINA
PYTHON FALLS THROUGH CEILING AT CHINESE BANK MEETING
OCT 23, 2018
brazen burglar FALLS THROUGH CEILING AT high-security pawn shop
OCT 31, 2018 in the
A patient was hit by human poo after it fell through the ceiling at Hospital
Nov 1, 2018
26-year-old woman — nude from the waist down —fell through the ceiling and into the kitchen.
AND TODAY in ALABAMA:
Man without pants falls through Waffle House ceiling Alabama [INCLUDES VIDEO]
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR CHILD HAS BEEN ‘IN THE CEILING’
When you say the word ceiling they avert their eyes.
Hair or clothing covered in plaster.
Unexplained noises from the attic.
New friends who are all covered in plaster.
Visiting ceiling-oriented websites and message boards.
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR CHILD HAS BEEN “IN THE CEILING”
Confront them immediately by saying “Have you been in the ceiling?”
Tell them they are no longer allowed in the ceiling.
Explain to them the dangers of falling out of the ceiling.
In case they relapse, buy THICK carpet and stack empty cardboard boxes throughout your home.
“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow …by crawling up into the ceiling”. -Abraham Lincoln