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Here are a bunch of stories YOU NEED TO READ currently on the WILL’S NEWS BLOG!




SORRY to do this to you… but here is ANOTHER version of Bohemian Rhapsody you might want to check out.

I did NOT realize that I LOVE TROMBONES …until now. Yes… I said “I love trombones”. First time ever.

Actually pretty amazing…

…and if that’s not enough for you:

How Many Do You Really Need?


My Rant on Truth

My RANT on Hollywood

My Rant on Movie Speeches

My Rant on The Future of Technology 

My 9/11 STORY



Your Kids Are In DANGER!

Revenge, Karma & Instant Justice 


Basically- I have slapped my name and logos on everything I could possibly think of. Why not? What else am I gonna do to save up for a “new” SAAB?



Wills News

I’ve re-watched a few classic movies recently- and it strikes me as odd how many of them contain words that are probably MORE relevant TODAY than at any other time in history!

Maybe you agree… maybe you don’t… but isn’t that the nice thing about AMERICA? We can both love it and want it to succeed for the good of our families… and PEACEFULLY disagree about how we get there!

It is FINE to disagree! And it is CERTAINLY better than anyone who decides to just “sit it out”. You HAVE to stand up for what you believe in! You can do that without hurting other people, or name-calling, causing other people inconvenience or anxiety, belittling anyone and NOT LISTENING! The BEST thing you can do to serve yourself and mankind: PUT YOURSELF IN THE OTHER PERSON’S SHOES for a moment. Feel what they feel. What are their motivations? Are the motivations fear and anger? Or are the motivations hopeful and compassionate? But whatever you do, don’t just sit there.

As JESUS once said:

I know your deeds; you are neither cold nor hot. How I wish you were one or the other! So because you are lukewarm— neither hot nor cold— I am about to vomit you out of My mouth!

Revelation 3:15 & 16


Let’s start with something REALLY old. CHARLIE CHAPLIN in THE GREAT DICTATOR.

A few things to think about while you read this:

  • Chaplin and Hitler were born within a week of one another and they both had ‘THAT” mustache.
  • In the film, Chaplin (who plays a Jewish barber) gets mistaken for the Hitler character.
  • The film was released in 1940… when America was still ‘at peace’ with the Nazis.
  • While Hitler was trying to destroy the Jews in Europe, racial segregation was strictly enforced in much of The United States. Because of Jim Crow laws and by custom, blacks couldn’t eat at a restaurant counter along with whites. They couldn’t use the same water fountain or ride in the same part of the bus.  The civil rights movement was still in its infancy. There were no laws ensuring voting rights or equal access to jobs and public facilities, and their wouldn’t be for decades.
  • Released in 1940, this speech still has great meaning today.



“I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone – if possible – Jew, Gentile – black man – white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness – not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost….

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men – cries out for universal brotherhood – for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world – millions of despairing men, women, and little children – victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me, I say – do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed – the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. …..

In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” – not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power – the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Then – in the name of democracy – let us use that power – let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world – a decent world that will give men a chance to work – that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfill that promise. They never will!

Now let us fight to fulfill that promise! Let us fight to free the world – to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. In the name of democracy, let us all unite!”

Another film I would like to explore today: NETWORK

Stuff to know about NETWORK:

  • It won four Academy Awards
  • It’s about a news network doing poorly in the ratings until its host (Howard Beale) goes nuts and says he is going to kill himself live on the air. The network USES that for ratings. They let the crazy person on the air so they can get high ratings. It gets WAY crazier than that but it is too much to describe here! Watch the damn movie!
  • [In my opinion] “NEWS” as we know it was ruined the day the networks started allowing ADVERTISING on it. Having advertisers means you need high ratings. Needing high ratings means doing what audiences react to INSTEAD of REPORTING NEWS. Now we are in a ‘the more shocking the better’ world of News-o-tainment. This movie addresses that and so much more.
  • Released in 1976, this speech still has great meaning today.

So now- Without further delay, here is



I don’t have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It’s a depression. Everybody’s out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel’s worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there’s nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there’s no end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that’s the way it’s supposed to be.

It’s like everything everywhere is going crazy, so we don’t go out anymore. We sit in the house, and slowly the world we are living in is getting smaller, and all we say is: ‘Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster and my TV and my steel-belted radials and I won’t say anything. Just leave us alone.’

Well, I’m not gonna leave you alone. I want you to get MAD! I don’t want you to protest. I don’t want you to riot – I don’t want you to write to your congressman, because I wouldn’t know what to tell you to write. I don’t know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you’ve got to get mad.  You’ve got to say: ‘I’m a human being, god-dammit! My life has value!’

So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window. Open it, and stick your head out, and yell: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’

Things have got to change. But first, you’ve gotta get mad!…You’ve got to say, ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’ Then we’ll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first, get up out of your chairs, open the window, stick your head out, and yell, and say it: ‘I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take this anymore!’


…from the Independence Day speech:

“We can’t be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. You will once again be fighting for our freedom… Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist.

We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We’re going to live on! We’re going to survive!”

Say Goodbye to Hollywood


I give up. Hollywood wins.

Last night I witnessed Hollywood’s death rattle. It’s over. The people who are responsible for this part of Los Angeles have either lost the battle or given it up willingly. 

You can WATCH THE ABOVE VIDEO, but long story short: Last night I watched a guy assault tourists, women, men, locals, push people, knock people over, hit people… and NOBODY CARED. I tried to intervene but the guy had two other friends who wouldn’t allow it. Two Andrews International or Hollywood BID security officers stood by and watched. They said they had ‘already solved the problem’ while this guy is still assaulting people! Then they said it was ‘not their job’ and ‘He is on public property’. Multiple people BEGGED them to do something and in response, they were INSANELY rude and extremely dismissive. They actually gave one of those “shoo!” waves and every comment was met with a loud “Have a good evening sir! Have a good evening sir!” They were JUST about to leave when they finally decided to do the right thing: Go over and PUSH THE GUY DOWN.

…and with that, it was “Mission accomplished”! Job well done, fellas! Now go have a beer!

(They just left, of course). And, Of COURSE, the crazy guy just continues his reign of terror… and as a bonus- all in front of  little kids.

YES. I called the police. Later I called the police AGAIN. I stayed in the area for over an hour and LAPD never showed. To be fair: ONE #lapd car DROVE BY without stopping. (Probably on the way to the mystery meeting at the convenience store at Highland and Yucca where many of them congregate in a back room every single night). FYI- I have supported various police organizations my entire life, setting up funds for families of fallen officers and supporting a memorial for fallen officers. I have awards and accolades from departments ranging from New York City, to Washington DC, Houston, Memphis… in fact I was just talking to a friend of mine from the US Marshals Fugitive Task Force this morning.  YES LAPD is short on equipment… and staff …and pay. – But that is NO excuse for someone to be able to assault people without any impedance for over an hour in the most populous part of town!

Hollywood is the FACE of Los Angeles.

People travel from all over the world and bring their families. Tourists are responsible for a GIANT portion of the income of this city and the people in it. It SEEMS like it would be a good idea to take care of it. I guess not. It seems like they are rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Why have a Christmas parade when people may step on hypodermic needles? Why host the Oscars when ALL of Hollywood is overrun with homeless people, gangsters and scam artists? Why focus so much time and effort on one night, when the other 364 nights are like this?

The stars on Hollywood Blvd are cracked and broken and dirty and embarrassing. PROOF?

Here is a RANDOM EXAMPLE of one small part of the internationally famous and highly glamorous HOLLYWOOD WALK OF FAME!

There are giant holes are in the sidewalk where an adult person could EASILY fit the entire lower part of their leg. I have no idea how the city isn’t sued every single day.

In 1978, it only took ONE famous person to step in and fix the Hollywood sign. The sign was falling apart and covered in graffiti. Hugh Hefner asked famous people to contribute, and they did. The Hollywood sign was fixed and remains in fantastic condition to this day.

I had HOPES that just ONE celebrity would step in and help rejuvenate this town that is the symbol of the film industry, acting, television, music… – Basically all of ENTERTAINMENT for almost everyone in the world. That has not happened.

I tagged celebrities in my posts. I wrote letters and sent emails. 


I offered to volunteer for The Hollywood Business Improvement District people. I contacted the mayor. 


I contacted the media. Local news, national news Hollywood papers and magazines. 


I even came up with a few SOLID ideas of how to solve some major issues with low-cost! Simple/easy common-sense solutions.  

I have tried to bring attention to this and otherwise done what small things any individual citizen can do. 

BUT, to quote a song- You have to know when to hold ’em… and know when to fold ’em”

At this point I am just shouting into the wind.

So- You win, Hollywood!

You have earned your reputation as a place that crushes people!

WILL’s News INVESTIGATES: Alarming New Trend – Are YOUR KIDS Involved?

There is an ALARMING new trend, and we are proud to say: WILL’s NEWS is FIRST ON THE SCENE with the ALARMING story.


It all started innocently enough. An ordinary man was minding his own business in the ceiling of his ex-girlfriend’s apartment… when ALARMINGLY


It may SOUND like a crazy conspiracy theory, but in realityIt is an alarming trend among today’s youth!



Man falls through ceiling in ex-girlfriend’s home

Apr 20, 2018 – PHOENIX, AZ.

Carjacking suspect hiding in attic falls through ceiling

May 2, 2018 – LUBBOCK, TX

Man falls through ceiling in liquor store burglary

May 7, 2018: MICHIGAN

Raccoon family falls through ceiling of Michigan home [INCLUDES VIDEO]


suspect’s attempt to hide from deputies thwarted when he fell through ceiling

Jul 26, 2018 – CHANDLER, AZ

Thief falls through ceiling at Dunkin Donuts store

Jun 29, 2018 SPRUCE GROVE, Alberta

Woman falls through ceiling trying to run from police [INCLUDES BEST VIDEO EVER]

JULY 13thDover, New Hampshire

Man Falls Through Supermarket Ceiling Twice

Aug 9, 2018- NEW HAMPSHIRE

rodent fell through ceiling at Town Hall in Newton, N.H. amid screams [INCLUDES VIDEO]

Aug 27, 2018 – ORLANDO

intruder at an apartment IS opossum THAT barricaded itself behind a nightstand


Woman falls through ceiling at restaurant while in a crawl space looking for a bus stop [INCLUDES VIDEO]


Mansfield murder suspect falls through ceiling and was arrested by police during a search at his apartment




brazen burglar FALLS THROUGH CEILING AT high-security pawn shop 

OCT 31, 2018 in the UK

A patient was hit by human poo after it fell through the ceiling at Hospital

Nov 1, 2018 TENNESSEE

26-year-old woman — nude from the waist down —fell through the ceiling and into the kitchen.


Man without pants falls through Alabama Waffle House ceiling [INCLUDES VIDEO]


  • When you say the word ceiling they avert their eyes.
  • Hair or clothing covered in plaster.
  • Unexplained noises from the attic.
  • New friends who are all covered in plaster.
  • Broken ankles.
  • Visiting ceiling-oriented websites and message boards.


  • Confront them immediately by saying “Have you been in the ceiling?”
  • Tell them they are no longer allowed in the ceiling.
  • Explain to them the dangers of falling out of the ceiling.
  • In case they relapse, buy THICK carpet and stack empty cardboard boxes throughout your home.




“You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow …by crawling up into the ceiling”.     -Abraham Lincoln






Ahhh... Remember the good old days? 

The weather was determined by nature…. Man landed on the moon… and the Earth was ROUND!

Early Greek philosophers alluded to a spherical Earth.. and of course Magellan and/or Enrique were sailing completely around the thing back in the 1500’s… but – In 2018 we find ourselves DEBATING the shape of the Earth!

Can you IMAGINE going back in time and telling your 4th grade self “In the future, lots of people will think the Earth is flat!”

What is the opposite of the Age Of Enlightenment?

Are we now in the AGE OF DECEPTION?

Why are INSANE conspiracy theories being taken seriously now?

One huge contributing factor is pointed out by TV host Chris Hayes in THIS INTERESTING TWITTER POST that talks about how one of the most popular destinations on the internet uses an algorithm that leads people down the path to stupidity. 

Scientifically- You are prone to believe horsecrap if you are a person who is susceptible to what is called teleological thinking …where you think that every RESULT is the cause of the actions leading to that result. (To simplify it: “everything happens for a reason”.) 

But I 100% believe that ALL of us have the ability to discern truth from lies. If you don’t let outside forces enter the equation. If you simply sit somewhere quiet and think “What is the TRUTH of this matter? What is the RIGHT thing to do here?” You will KNOW the answer.

Whether it is learned or instinct- We ALL have the intellectual process and internal knowledge to inherently know ‘murder is wrong’. We KNOW stealing is wrong. We KNOW hurting others is wrong. You CAN use that same force to know what is the RIGHT thing to do in ANY situation. 

And if THAT doesn’t work for you, maybe you should try Occam’s razor. Basically:



NOW- Here are some NON-PARTISAN RESOURCES for your research that you WILL be doing:

But the long-time truth-preaching beacon of the internet has ALWAYS been: 

  • SNOPES.com Remember all those stories you heard in fourth grade? That email warning about gangs that your mom forwarded to you? That person at work who knows everything? SNOPES is the resource you need for EVERYTHING.



1- RESEARCH the topic. Look at BOTH sides of an issue. REALLY listen to the other side. Put yourselves in their shoes and understand how they came to that conclusion.

2- Don’t trust me… or a newscaster.. or a politician… or family member/friend. Instead-Trust yourself. Get past all the CRAP and just SEE the truth.

It’s there … if you want it. 


When I was bit younger, during Reagan’s deregulation of media ownership/killing of the Fairness Doctrine… I took a fishing trip with a local guy who had taken an interest in politics. His name: Jeff Sessions.

I tried to slip into casual conversation how deregulation would mean lower quality radio and loss of countless jobs.. and REALLY the loss of an artform.

Deaf ears. 

Check out THIS ARTICLE from Dick Taylor to find out why your local radio station sucks. The short story: ENORMOUS corporations bought everything and squeezed every penny out of it until it was dead.

“I’ve always believed that what happened in the halls of my radio stations were transmitted out, over-the-air, to the listener. We transmitted so much more than just the music we played, the news we delivered, and the entertainment we provided. We transmitted an intangible spirit that was contagious and attracted loyal listeners.”

Dick Tayor

via Automation Killed the Radio Star


The history of ROCK music is full of poop.

Many don’t realize the amount of times number two has gone number one.

In the early days, many of the most historic Rock bands took a lot of crap for poop-related songs. As a fecal matter of fact, below you will find some of the best examples of  mainstream manure music, some of which was shunned at the time.

Butt- Once you open your eyes to it, you will soon find yourself waste-deep in what is commonly referred to as ‘Stool Songs’.

“There are only two things we all have in common. We all fall in love.. and we all poop. I aim to write an equal amount of songs about both.”

-John Lennon



As many stories of Rock n Roll begin, our history of poop prose begins with the BeatlesTheir list of poop songs is as long as a roll of two-ply Charmin. This includes the classics:

  • “I Want To Hold Your Poop”
  • “Poop Together”
  • “While my guitar gently Poops”
  • “I saw her Pooping There”
  • “We Can Poop It Out”
  • “The Long and Winding Poop”
  • “EIGHT Poops a Week”

Then – from the free-spirited, free-poopin’ 70’s.

  • “(Like a) Bridge Over Poop Water”
  • “Mamma Told Me Not to Poop”
  • Smokey Robinson’s  “Poop of a Clown”
  • Roberta Flack’s “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Poop”

…and who can forget Martha Reeves and the Vandellas singing “Poopin’ In The Street”?!

The 80’s came along, and – as we all know – NOBODY ever cranked out as much poop as MTV! There was:

  • “Poop on Eileen”
  • The Police – “Every Poop You Take”
  • Survivor – “Poop Of The Tiger”
  • John Cougar “Poop So Good”

 The 80’s also saw an enormous wave of poop in R&B:

  • Michael Jackson – “Don’t Stop til you Poop Enough”
  • Wham – “Wake Me Up Before you Poop”
  • …and of course – “This is what it Sounds Like.. When Doves Poop”

And who didn’t like a little poop in their HAIR Metal?

  • Poison sang “Just give me Something to Poop In”
  • Slaughter:  “Poop All Night /Sleep All Day”
  • The BulletBoys “Poop Up In Ya”
  • Aerosmith “Dude Looks Like a Poop”

The 90’s changed everything! Some say it was a backsplash to all the glam of the 80’s. Some say it was an extension of the Poop Punk movement [“Blitzkrieg Poop” “Poop & Destroy” “Where Eagles Dare to Poop” ” I Don’t Wanna Poop In The Basement”]

Either way- GRUNGE came along on the back of the song that changed EVERYTHING:  

“Smells Like Teen Poop”


The 90’s, 2000’s and beyond

Now- Music is all over the place, but the biggest music remains in one of two realms:

1- POP

Britney Spears “Ooops I Pooped Again”

Lady Gaga’s “Pooping Face”

P!NK “Get the Poop Started”

The Black Eyed Peas “Boom Boom Poop”

2- RAP

Snoop Dogg “Drop It Like It’s Poop” 

Eminem “Poop Yourself”

Kanye’s “Poop Digger”

Nelly’s “Poop in Herre”


Lucky for us there are many services that cater to individuality and give you just the right poop. Poop the way YOU like it!

So whether you like your poop FAST & HARD… SLOW & EASY… or if you just long for the poop of your youth-

The Poop Is Out There.


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